Fangs for Nothing

Fangs for Nothing

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Written by: Kathy Love

Additional Formats
  • Paperback
  • ISBN 9780425257449
  • 304 Pages
  • Berkley
  • Adult


When one of their own ties the knot with a dominatrix (no pun intended), The Impalers—a vampire rock band—are ready to party down. But trouble awaits them once again when they wake up…
Attending their bandmate Saxon’s wedding seemed simple enough for Johnny Malone and Drake Hanover. But after waking up in a dominatrix’s dungeon, they realize their cash and cell phones have been stolen—along with the bride’s wedding dress and the groom. And then there’s the matter of the two women in the room…
Loose cannon Johnny is handcuffed to Lizette, an uptight paper pusher. She wants to help save Johnny from the horrible fate in store for him at the hands of the Vampire Alliance, but he won’t sign the paperwork. Then there’s Josie, the waifish caterer from the reception, who rescues Drake from a sex swing. Josie may be cute and make a great cupcake, but Drake knows she might also be the thief. Or it could have been that gang of drag queens all dressed as Cher…
Regardless, Johnny and Lizette need to get out of these handcuffs. Drake and Josie need to find their missing belongings. And Saxon needs to be located before the Vampire Alliance comes down on them hard…
Fangs for Nothing

Fangs for Nothing

Written by: Erin McCarthy, Written by: Kathy Love


Praise for the novels of USA Today bestselling author Erin McCarthy
“Steamy …Fast-paced and red-hot.”—Publishers Weekly
“A runaway winner! Ms. McCarthy has created a fun, sexy, and hilarious story that holds you spellbound from start to finish.”—Fallen Angel Reviews
“The searing passion between these two is explosive, and the action starts on page one and doesn’t stop until the last page. Erin McCarthy has written a fun, sexy read.”—Romance Reviews Today
Praise for the novels of USA Today bestselling author Kathy Love
“Love has a way of expertly blending poignant narrative with wonderfully lovable flawed characters…She adds a suspense-filled, supersexy plot to keep her readers’ hearts racing in more ways than one.”—Booklist
“A fast-paced humorous book that dishes out satisfying romance as well as lighthearted laughs.”—Love Vampires
“Kathy Love has done the impossible: come up with an original idea for a vampire romance. A bloodsucker’s delight.”—The Best Reviews


Dear Reader Letter

Dear Reader:

Uh-oh, here we go again! And this time the boys in the band are really on a wild goose chase. Or would you believe a wild Cher chase? Five Cher impersonators to be exact. That’s right, that vampire band, The Impalers, have gotten slipped yet another spiked beverage and they’ve awoken once more with awful hangovers and no memory of what happened the previous night. And we are taking you back to the wonderfully seedy and colorful streets of New Orleans.

In this book, not only did we try to make it fun, funny and fast-paced, but we also wanted to truly show you the city we love, for you to hear the crowds, smell the scents (both good and not so good) and just feel the amazing and crazy vibe that is the Big Easy. From the uniqueness of a courtyard wedding in The Quarter to the shabby quaintness of a burlesque bar or to the glitz and over-the-top drama of a trendy dance club, we are sending you through the streets of New Orleans with our boys as they try the solve the mystery that led to yet another night of wild, and definitely ridiculous, debauchery.

This new story is another insight into the absurd minds of Erin and Kathy. If our imaginations ran away with us in The Fangover, they went totally wild in the sequel. Again we each wrote a hero and heroine. Erin wrote the love story of Johnny and Lizette, opposites who find themselves handcuffed together, and Kathy wrote the romantic tale of Drake and Josie Lynn, who are both pretty sure the other is up to no good, but end up bonding over a little gator-wrasslin’. We even bring back a couple old friends. Jack and coke, Jack and coke anyone?

Fangs For Nothing is a wacky and sexy romp through the streets, bars and even a dominatrix dungeon or two of our favorite city. We hope you will find lots of laughs, lots of fun and two couples who will warm your heart with their unusual love stories along the way. Enjoy and remember the words of Cher herself… “Until you’re ready to look foolish, you’ll never have the possibility of being great.”

So Iko Iko and Happy Reading!

Erin and Kathy