Well, wonder no more. In the sixteenth adventure of the Time Warp Trio, it happens to Joe (and Fred and Sam). And what happens is: sandstorms, desert bandits, a smelly camel, strange horoscopes, the emperor of all China, hungry hunting dogs, attack leopards, killer hawks, and one very famous (if he doesn’t get lost) explorer. If the explorer is Marco Polo, this must be 13th century China. And the Time Warp Trio’s horoscope says, “Beware of mean cats, mad dogs, and even madder Chinese astrologers.