“Baby euphoria”: Is it a mind-altering drug?
“Husband? What Husband?”: Taking care of the big baby, as well as the little baby
“I Want My Old Body Back!”: What you can fix and what you can’t
“The Droning Phenomenon”: The inability to discuss anything but your baby for more than thirty seconds
“Do I Have to Become Carol Brady?”: Conquering your fear of being a less-than-perfect mother
“Competitive Mothering”: Coping with know-it-alls, finger-pointers, and others who try to “Out-Mom” you
NOTE: Pausing to read this book may be the only selfish thing you do all year, since you’ll have time for nothing else!
“Humor, honesty and sisterly advice…a first-time mom’s must-have guide.”—USA Today
“Invaluable…[a] funny, honest new volume.”—L.A. Parent
“If humor is the best medicine, Vicki Iovine has all the tonic a new mother should need. Her information comes from experience and her humor from the heart. An invaluable dialogue with a girlfriend who’s been there. And got the most from her adventure.”—Rocky Mountain News